laughter, the best medecine

* Overhead: "Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

*The hospital service will be issuing new stamps that show life in the 1950s, including 3-D glasses ansd cars with fins, reports Jerry Perisho. "But if they want something to show what life was really like," he says, "they should print ´four cents.´"

*Signs you are getting old: You don´t hold in yours stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.
You can live without sex but not wihtout glasses.
You are proud of your law mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half his age, yet isn´t breaking any laws.
You sing along with elevator music.
Poeple call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake up you?

*Question: "What´s the difference between a tenured professor and a terrorist?"
Answer: "The terrorist you can negotiate with."